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The 701 Club: Barbara Walters, War Criminals & Time Capsule

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Barbara Walters: Barbara Walters, the Cher of television media (retired, already) has come out with her list of the most fascinating people of 2014. It mystifies me how I’m left off of this list each year, but I digress. In […]

The 701 Club: Big 12, British Royalty in US & Sarah Palin

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian University anymore. TCU (Disciples of Christ) and Baylor (Southern Baptist) made valiant efforts to prove their relevance on the gridiron this past season. Although I don’t understand competitive sports outside […]

The 701 Club: Cyber Monday, Sasha and Malia Obama & Prince Harry

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Cyber Monday: Let us give thanks that Thanksgiving is over and we can all go back to being ungrateful for our day-to-day existence. Black Friday was witness to all manner of Unchristian behavior across this land as trash filled Wal-Mart […]

The 701 Club: Charles Manson, Bill Cosby & Ty Herndon

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings about the nuptials of Sister Solange Knowles. This week, we must turn our attention to matters of much more grave concern in the area of matrimony. True, the State of […]

The 701 Club: Solange Knowles, Christmas Rush & Elections

  Solange Knowles: I’ve been in prayer regarding the recent nuptials of Solange Knowles in the decadent city of New Orleans. This child of God was married at the age of 19, already has a child, was divorced, and has now remarried to another man. To say nothing of the “laying on of hands” which she displayed with Reverend Jay-Z […]

The 701 Club: Polar Vortex, The Pope & Interstellar

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Polar Vortex: The Polar Vortex is upon us. Either the Lord Almighty is sending his wrath on a sinful nation OR a certain Disney movie just showed up on the Heavenly Netflix. Let It Go. The Pope: More drama from […]

The 701 Club: Election Day, Gas Prices & Tim Cook

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Election Day: Brothers and Sisters, by the time this written ministry reaches your weary eyes, Election Day will be over. While I am certainly given many divine gifts, prophecy is not one of them. Therefore, as of this writing, only […]

The 701 Club: Halloween, Ten Commandments & Taylor Swift

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Halloween: The dreaded Halloween observance is upon us. Some like to point out this the origins of this filth go back, to the fact that is it celebrated on the eve of All Hallows Day, thus the name, Hallow E’en. […]

The 701 Club: Ebola, American Horror Story & Viagra

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ebola: With the onslaught of media coverage about that African virus, I haven’t been witness to such mass hysteria since four long-haired hippies from Liverpool landed on the Ed Sullivan Show. Truly, our nation needs prayer. I’ve been to church […]

The 701 Club: Catholics, Columbus Day & The Kardashians

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Catholics: Those pagan Catholics are at it again. The men in skirts over in Italy have convened and decided that perhaps they should “welcome and appreciate” gays. I find it so hard to believe that it has taken them so […]

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