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Getting Away With Murder

I am feeling disoriented today. You know that strange feeling you get when you don’t believe what you’re seeing or reading or doing. And here’s why. First of all, this weekend is my 40th high school class reunion, and I’m so looking forward to it. I just heard from a friend whom I’ve known since childhood saying that she can’t […]

The 701 Club: Curtains, Curtains & Curtains

Politics are overwhelming my ministry. Praise the Lord, there are sports figures to ease my burdens. Read and receive a blessing. Curtains: The curtains came down on Sister Fiorina’s campaign for President. No, she hasn’t left the race, but the curtains LITERALLY came down on her during a campaign speech in Texas. Interestingly, I’d been praying that the Lord would […]

And Baby Makes Three

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it’s what keeps this cat going. Seeing things I haven’t seen, but not like the top of Mount Everest or Mount Denali (look it up, if you don’t know). I want to see the first woman president of the United States, I want to see the coronation of a British monarch (although I’m […]

The 701 Club: Quarterbacks, Quitters & Filth

The Lord has moved in a mighty way, touching me deeply regarding current events. May my musings be a blessing to you as you reflect on the ways of this world. Quarterbacks: Let us all gather in prayer for healing for Brother Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. His delicate clavicle was injured after an unnecessarily rough rumble at […]

The Main Event

Did you watch all of the Republican debates—all five plus hours of them? Are you braindead? I did, and I am. Not because I disagreed with so much of what they were saying. I suspect that even if you mostly agreed with the positions taken, you’d be worn smooth by that show. (Did I say show? I meant debate.) Watching […]

Pageants, Perry & Pennsylvania

Filth. Corruption. Immorality. This week has had it all. Gird your loins, dear readers, for today’s dive into the cesspool of news. Pageants: Another indication of end times has befallen us on this earth. That bastion of all things ladylike, the Miss America Pageant, took a flying leap off the cliffs of good taste this past weekend. Miss America 1984, […]

Well, Let Me Say This About That Kim Davis

Miss Craig McCartney addresses the Rowan County Clerk, who refuses to follow the SCOTUS and the Constitution, with the usual candor. Progressives…watch at your own risk! For more Craig McCartney goodness, be sure to visit www.letmesay.net. Also, be sure to like “Well Let Me Say This About That” on Facebook. Craig will be back next week with another installment.

Bathroom Politics

Have you been following all of this talk about bathrooms? Specifically, which bathrooms transgender people should use? Binary thinking is SO hard these days, especially when you’re on the wrong binary. This issue keeps being talked about from the perspective of the gender identity of the user. And sensitivity around the issue of transgenderism is hardly inappropriate. But have we […]

Well, Let Me Say This About That Anchor Babies

Miss Craig McCartney shares his brilliantly funny perspective on people coming to America to have their babies, and also his witty review of the latest Volkswagen commercials. For more Craig McCartney goodness, be sure to visit www.letmesay.net. Also, be sure to like “Well Let Me Say This About That” on Facebook. Craig will be back next week with another installment.

The 701 Club: Clerks, Catholics & Quarterbacks

This has been a week of utter chaos in our land. I am preparing for end times as I write this. Sinners everywhere, let us come together and pray over these important happenings. Clerks: I would like to honor a fine Christian Sister who is suffering for her faith. Sister Kim Davis, a dedicated servant of the County of Rowan […]