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Hung, By The Chimney

We used to think if we hung any undergarment on the mantle on Christmas Eve that Santa would fill it with goodies. So one year, we put our theory to the test. Wide-eyed and excited the next morning, we came downstairs and found our tube socks filled with all sorts of fruit and candy. Yippee! Our mother’s giant granny panties […]

Squaws, Storks & Signs

We have a broad spectrum of concerns this week.  Join me on your knees, won’t you? Squaws.  Not having Sister Hillary Clinton around has left a void in the liberal stratosphere.  Then comes Sister Elizabeth Warren.  Regardless of her politics, the good Sister practices a convincing narrative.  I just don’t understand why there’s all this fuss over whether or not […]

Under Where? Over There!

• Mattresses • Toothbrushes • Catheters The list of things we won’t buy used could go on for days. Surprisingly, underwear is not on that truncated version of a really long line of bullet points. At least when hot guys are selling them off their back(side)s. That’s just one of many things you’ll find this Sunday night at Beauties and the Briefs, an underwear auction […]

Sportsing Alert!

We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher! That’s pretty much the extent of our baseball/softball knowledge. But there’s a softball-related event tonight that has us cheering in the stands for an encore. Or another inning. (That’s what they call them, right?) Pegasus Slow Pitch Softball’s Team Dallas hits the mound at Woody’s tonight for an underwear auction benefiting their trip […]

Underwear Of The Month: Hit The Locker Room

The NFL’s first regular season game kicks off on September 6 and we couldn’t be more excited. Not to watch the games, but to fantasize about what goes on in the team locker rooms. (Yes, if there was a Perv Bowl, we’d win every year and always be MVP.) So in celebration of all things sporty, August’s Underwear of the […]

Underwear Of The Month: What’s Down Under?

Naked is best. But society doesn’t always let us get away with that concept, so in the hot summer months we typically try to find underwear that’s as light and skimpy as possible. (Because wearing no underwear at all just creeps us out.) Well, Australia’s sexy undie brand, 2EROS, has an almost-naked solution with its REACTIV line. Available in briefs, jockstraps […]

Underwear Of The Month: Check Out His Wood

It’s ok to stare. Heck, we’ve been sitting here looking at these underwear images with a blank screen now for hours. Nothing worse than voyeur’s block. But enough about our creeper ways. One of our favorite brands at He Said Magazine is Wood Underwear, which we featured for the first time way back in 2012, then again in 2014. Well, it’s time […]

Underwear Of The Month: Are You Ready For A Few Good Toppings?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for sexy underwear! That’s really how that saying should go. But even if our rephrasing doesn’t catch on, we’re licking up the delicious ready-for-summer underwear from Andrew Christian. His Ice Cream Mesh line features colorful soft serve cones on a vibrant turquoise background with bright yellow accents. Available in jogging shorts, briefs and jock straps (pictured above, […]

Who’s Your Sexy Daddy?

True confessions: We have a thing for DILFs. (As long as they leave their kids at home.) See, look how much better the photo of that sexy father is now? Tomorrow night, celebrate all things Daddy at the DILF Dallas “Damn Daddy” Jock/Underwear Party by Joe Whitaker.  Despite one really long name for a party, it promises to be a hot, sweaty, fun time […]