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Must Have: Our Favorite Things

Girth Friendly

Now that this whole green living trend seems to be here to stay (at least until the right-wing extremists convince people there’s no such thing as global warming), it’s time for the eco movement to become a little more chic. Because no matter how you slice it, there’s nothing sexy about a Prius, making your own laundry detergent or Ed […]

The Hour of Power

Growing up in the South, religious shows appeared on our TV screens more often than toothless people on Hee Haw. When we’d tell our mom that we’d get a funny feeling in our tummy when we looked at the men’s underwear section in the JCPenney catalog she’d plop us down in front of the console TV and force us to […]

Push, Push Near The Bush

For years, women have had it so easy. Girdles. Tightly cinched corsets. Childbirth. Does the list of perks ever end? As men, when it comes to looking better in our clothes, our only options have been sucking in (while risking passing out) and duct tape. Now, 2(x)ist offers a stylish version of what they call “slimming underwear” for men. We […]

Onward Christian Bulges

The only thing we look forward to more than Santa Claus coming to town is Andrew Christian. Instead of a sack full of toys, he brings boys with full pouches. So in celebration of his upcoming visit to Dallas, we caught up with the legendary underwear designer on his new products and how hard it is to have a job […]

Pining For Chris

When it comes to getting our sci-fi geek on, we only have two requirements: skin-tight, quasi-futuristic costumes with great boots, and a hot leading man. Thankfully, the Star Trek reboot from J.J. Abrams has both. And let us tell you right now, Chris Pine as Captain Kirk just makes our Tribbles tremble. Yeah, we’ll take you boldly where you’ve never […]

Christian Nation

Our parents like to remind us – often in front of extended family – that they knew we swished for the gays the moment we begged our brothers and sisters to reenact scenes from the 80’s film Mannequin. “And they would insist that they got to play Kim Catrall’s character,” our folks often add, their intonation following the roll of […]

Do You Know The Muffin, Man?

When we grow up, we want to be underwear designers. Not only do we have some innovative boxer-brief ideas, but we’re willing to sacrifice our home lives for the long hours at work it will require to help all those young (presumably starving) underwear models learn the ins-and-outs of the fashion world, while they parade around the office wearing our […]

Consumption Junction

Taking a page right out of the book of Shirley MacLaine, we’d like to be reincarnated as a Roman Emperor. Not only do we have legs to pull off a toga, we are totally sold on a life of gluttony filled with orgies, copious amounts of wine and, of course, a vomitorium! In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for […]

Face The Truth

We’ve always wanted to be more like Madonna. In the late ‘80s, we got kicked out of Catechism for wearing lace gloves and an old wedding dress while learning the Stations of the Cross. In the ’90s, we single-handedly popularized the cone-bra look at our after-school job sacking groceries. And God knows we could knit a king-size bedspread out of […]

We Can’t Think Straight…

There’s a new thinking cap for those who are sometimes accused of making decisions with different heads. Yes, we prefer the goods to be on full, proud display, but sometimes underwear is Clever. The newest line of Clever skivvies takes advantage of the kinds of colorful graphics typically seen on tweens’ MySpace profiles or graphic tees that stock the shelves […]